That moment when you bite into a chocolate chip cookie only to discover it’s really a raisin cookie. #WTF #DeathToRaisins
in California we don’t say “I love you” we say “palm tree surfs up hollywood movie star hang loose” which translates to “hey man why did you take my double cheeseburger”
i just think that’s really beautiful
(Source: tatumintheskywithkittens)